Moar Eurovision Madness

[nb2000]

Dear Eurovision: I watch this show for the cheesy europop, strange choreography and crazy staging, I DO NOT EXPECT HALF THE ENTRIES TO BE BALLADS! Ukraine was a paticular disappointment, I voted for them last year and was expecting something as mental as that, they did not deliver.

Now that that's off my chest. I did another list of names for the entrants, to help me keep them straight for voting. No ameseynrose  this year, I had to make do with various people on Twitter and the ONTD thread. Once again, no offence meant to any of the countries (except mine, we sucked).

So, my list for this year:

1. Azerbaijan: R'n'B Bullet Rain
2. Spain: WTF Toys
3. Norway: Dizzy Ballad (the spinning camera made me dizzy)
4. Moldova: Rave Sax
5. Cyprus: Fabulous Hair
6. Bosnia & Herzegovina: Best Jacket Ever
7. Belgium: *snore*
8. Serbia: Hopping Barbies
9. Belarus: Sparkly Butterflies
10. Ireland: Irish Fergie
11. Greece: OPA!
12. Britain: Light Up Boxes (Yay we sucked <_<)
13. Georgia: Freddie Mercury Dancers
14. Turkey: Go Go maNga Rangers!
15. Albania: Notfrapp
16. Iceland: Ireland mk2
17. Ukraine: Gaga ripoff
18. France: Party Hakka!
19. Romania: Shania Twain as Catwoman and Dueling Pianos
20. Russia: Not a photo!
21. Armenia: Apricots
22. Germany: Happy Goth
23. Portugal: Poofy Dress
24. Israel: *snore mk2*
25. Denmark: Every Breath You Don't Take

Hopefully next year will be better.

Comments

[ameseynrose.livejournal.com]

I PROPOSE SPAIN BE RENAMED EPIC RED HAT TAKEOVER.
Because that was the most amazing thing in the 10 minutes that I actually watched.
NEXT YEAR, DUDE. Ohhh next year. We'll do it up properly.

[nb2000.livejournal.com]

That was probably the most epic part of the whole evening. I so wanted him, or SOMEONE to try it again when they performed again at the end (do NOT get me started on how stupid that was).

YES WE WILL!