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It's that time of year again. Once again, [livejournal.com profile] ameseynrose and I watch *coughmockcough* the Eurovision Song Contest and I compile a list of names to help me remember.

When I'm Supreme Overlord of Earth I will ban all ballads from Eurovision. Power ballads can stay. After several disappointing years Ukraine finally brought back the ridiculous and random and it was BEAUTIFUL! In fact I ended up voting a second time for them (first vote went to Russia).

As always, no offence to any of the countries.

1. UK: Why?
2. Hungary: Modern 80's in a car seat coat
3. Albania: Wailing Amidala
4. Lithuania: Sparkly Blindfold and the Cellblock Tango Backdrop
5. Bosnia and Herzegovina: Vampire Gaga
6. Russia: Russian Grannies (I can't top that name)
7. Iceland: Movie Power Ballad
8. Cyprus: Princess Leia Dancer and Book Table
9. France: NUDITY also some singing
10. Italy: Amy Winehouse
11. Estonia: Escaping Eyebrows
12. Norway: Boyband Hoodie
13. Azerbaijan: Swan Lake's on fire
14. Romania: Upstaging Band
15. Denmark: Why, everything
16. Greece: Galadriel backup singer
17. Sweden: The magical summoning Hammer Time Dance
18. Turkey: Sacha Baron Cohen and the Bat Dancers
19. Spain: Backlit Dress
20. Germany: HAT!
21. Malta: Scenestealing DJ
22. Macedonia: Nice Suit
23. Ireland: Ultimate Jedward: Aquatic Edition
24. Serbia: Movie Power Ballad x2
25. Ukraine: BACK ON FORM!
26. Moldova: Wil Wheaton!

ETA: SO CLOSE to losing. And Russia were robbed.
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Yes it's a few days late, no I don't care. Preserving my list of names for the entries, as I've done for the past two years. Happily I wasn't left by myself this year, I had [livejournal.com profile] ameseynrose  and [livejournal.com profile] loonielass  to share the hilarity with.

Overall: Not as disappointing as last year. There were some that were dull and serious but there was enough craziness to keep me entertained. Sadly despite my vote Moldova did not win, boo.

So, onto the list. As usual, no offence meant to any of the countries.

1. Finland - Kurt Von Trapp
2. Bosnia & Herzegovinia - Scary Happy Plaid Band
3. Denmark - Rockstar Jedward
4. Lithuania - Happy Ballad on a Smokey Jaffa Cake
5. Hungary - Light-up Back-up
6. Ireland - Jedward, bless 'em
7. Sweden - Most Popular Pokemon Trainer
8. Estonia - Bright Coloured Witch
9. Greece - Ashton Beckham and SRS BSNS rap man
10. Russia - Light Up Shoes
11. France - Signalling Eyebrows
12. Italy - Perspex Piano
13. Switzerland - BE HAPPY!
14.  UK - >.<
15. Moldova - Pointy Hatted Crack
16. Germany - *snore*
17. Romania - Something about changing the world
18. Austria - Helmet Hair
19. Azebaijan - Ryan and Sharpay, only lame
20. Slovenia - Hooker and Catsuit brigade
21. Iceland - Waistcoat Sympathy Group
22. Spain - Malibu Barbie
23. Ukraine - Sand Art
24. Serbia - Sixties Hypnotism
25. Georgia - Neon Goth Rock
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In which we talk in code. Don't worry if you don't understand anything, neither did any of us.

Apricot is lacerated, frogs to follow )
I can't speak for any of the others, but I was trying to make a LITTLE bit of sense with some of my codes.
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In which we watch on the iPlayer (and mine went crazy at the end) characters are stupid, Merlin is sad/pretty and [livejournal.com profile] ameseynrose  is slightly tipsy. Also, it's late, I'm tired, I probably messed something up in copying this. Meh.

Madness this way )

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So [livejournal.com profile] ameseynrose  got to go to the Merlin preview screening and was telling me about what happened. And then this happened:

Sort of spoilery and sort of disturbing )
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So [livejournal.com profile] ameseynrose  and I were chatting and came up with a really awesome Merlin eppy.

Best Merlin Ever )
nb2000: (Jack Kenny OMG)

So [livejournal.com profile] ameseynrose  and I were watching Eurovision and discussing *coughmockingcough* it over MSN, and I started making a list of the entries using nicknames to help me remember. Some of these came from [livejournal.com profile] ameseynrose  and some were from me. I haven't posted anything on this blog for ages I thought I'd preserve the list here. No offense meant to any of the countries.

1. Lithuania: Awesome Hat
2. Israel: Lesbian Witches
3. France: Angry Lesbian
4. Sweden: Old Woman Disco and the Karen Walkers
5. Croatia: Telepathic Murder
6. Portugal: Accordian Acid Trip
7. Iceland: Taylor Swift
8. Greece: White Chico and His Magic Light Up Box
9. Armenia: Dark Laser Cheeky Twins
10. Russia: Rapid Aging Lady
11. Azerbaijan: Scary Will and Grace
12. Bosnia & Hersegovina: Ugly H and the Beige Drum Corps.
13. Moldova: Sequinned Skipping
14. Malta: Dramatic Kaftan
15. Estonia: Evanescence Clones
16. Denmark: Gay Ronan and the Spider Guitarists
17. Germany: Tin Foil Leggings
18. Turkey: Mismatched Backup Singer
19. Albania: Ballerina, Blue Monster and the Joker Twins
20. Norway: Psychadelic Hobbit
21. Ukraine: Burlesque Gladiator Stargate
22. Romania: HumuHumuNukuNukuFAIL
23. UK: ...>.<
24. Finland: Crazy Gay Vanilla Ice
25. Spain: Magic Sarah


ETA: YAY FOR PSYCHADELIC HOBBIT!
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Title stolen from [livejournal.com profile] ameseynrose 

So she and I were discussing episode 11 of Merlin (we're a tad obsessed), in particular the unicorn from that episode and well:

Reason number...I don't even know anymore )

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